A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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