it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
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It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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