I wish I could punch you in the face.
her vagine was all disorganized.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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