I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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