batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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