But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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