Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
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Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
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I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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