i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
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the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
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Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
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