Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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