...so i touched it.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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