Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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