that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
as a side note pls kill me
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
