I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
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I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
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