conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
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when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
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Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
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