how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
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you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
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The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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