It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
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That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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