Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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