just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Your topless pictures make me question reality
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
