Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
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He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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