she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
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I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
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I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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