He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
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You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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