"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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