This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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