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• (212): View more from New York

  I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro

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  I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth

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• (805): View more from California

  Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...

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  I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.

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