I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
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Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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