if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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