once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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