do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
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I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
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I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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