The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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