I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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