she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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