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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
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How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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