I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
No subtext here. People are naked.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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