Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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