The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
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Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
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His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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