we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
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I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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