she was so not down for the gang bang
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
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What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
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Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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