Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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