He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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