Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
So. Much. Porn.
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