The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
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I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
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Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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