I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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