im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
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Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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