Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
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so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
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There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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