Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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