Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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