he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
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I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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