Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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