he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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