so explain again why im purple
no
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
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I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
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