All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
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We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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