dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
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When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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