I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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